100% ALL-NATURAL WOOD MILK

ABOUT WOOD MILK

100%
ALL-NATURAL

Wood Milk is made from

only 100% all-natural wood.

REALLY
ORGANIC

Here at Wood Milk Orchards,

we make our Wood Milk from

trees grown the old-fashioned

way: out of the ground.

FROM BIO-DIVERSE ORCHARDS

Our trees are grown in

bio-diverse, eco-friendly,

artisanal, regenerative,

free-range wood forests.

ZERO
NUTRITIONAL VALUE

Wood Milk is 100% fake.

And as you know, fake things

can't be nutritious...

because they're fake.

IT DOES A BODY WOOD • IT DOES A BODY WOOD •
FOREST-TO-TABLE WOODNESS • FOREST-TO-TABLE WOODNESS •

Responsibly sourced


  • Only trees from our bio-diverse orchards

  • Never contains recycled wood

  • Comes straight from the forest to your kitchen!

FOREST-TO-TABLE WOODNESS • FOREST-TO-TABLE WOODNESS •

Frequently asked questions

Everything you need to know about Wood Milk

IT DOES A BODY WOOD • IT DOES A BODY WOOD •
FOREST-TO-TABLE WOODNESS • FOREST-TO-TABLE WOODNESS •

Coming soon...

Stay tuned for our full line of products:
Wood Steaks, Wood Bikes, Wood Veggies
and even someday Wood Wood!



(Clearly none of these items are coming soon,
or ever. They're fake)

FOREST-TO-TABLE WOODNESS • FOREST-TO-TABLE WOODNESS •