ABOUT WOOD MILK
Responsibly sourced
- Only trees from our bio-diverse orchards
- Never contains recycled wood
- Comes straight from the forest to your kitchen!
Frequently asked questions
Everything you need to know about Wood Milk
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Yes! And no. Drinking Wood Milk is an experience unlike any other—you’ll probably feel a little tingling sensation and a small pinch in your mouth. This is nothing to worry about and is simply your taste buds “awakening”!
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The short answer? No. The long answer? Maybe.
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Of course not. Only dairy milk is real milk!
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Yes. But you have to pour out the milk, reassemble the pieces of the trunk and count the rings.
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Yes. Yes you can.
Coming soon...
Stay tuned for our full line of products:
Wood Steaks, Wood Bikes, Wood Veggies
and even someday Wood Wood!
(Clearly none of these items are coming soon,
or ever. They're fake)